‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
tips on how to properly enter my room:
- do not
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks
this is my new favorite twitter account
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.